看了笑一笑
😄 😄 😄
小明上課時睡覺，被老師叫醒。
老師問：為什麼睡？⋯⋯
小明說：眼皮生病了。
老師問：眼皮生了甚麼病？
小明回答……自閉症....
😂 😂 😂
小明：我要請假
老師：理由
小明：我下午要做手術
老師：甚麼手術
小明：人體無用副組織群體切除手術
老師：說人话！！
小明：理髮
老師：你出去！💇 💇
😝 😝 😝
問：什麼樣的男人最專一？
答：開火車的男人。
問 ：為什麼？
答：因為出軌就得死。🚃 🚃
😁 😁 😁
問：世界上最不忠心的是什麼？
答：是錢…說好了一起出門，然後它就不跟你回來了。💰 💰
......
問：世界上最忠心的是什麼？
答：是脂肪…他奶奶的，怎麼甩也甩不掉。🐷 🐷
😄 💦 😄 💦 😄 💦
問：什麼水果才是水果界的真正老大哥？
答：蘋果，因為
一個誘惑了夏娃，
一個毒死了白雪公主，
一個砸醒了牛頓，
一個稱霸了手機！🍎 🍎
輕鬆笑一笑😃世界更美妙
查理·卓別林告訴觀眾一個美妙的笑話，所有的人開始笑...查理重複了同一個笑話，只有少數人笑了...他又重複了同一個笑話，但這一次沒有人笑了...？然後他說這些美麗的線條...;
“當你不能一次又一次地笑同一個笑話...然後你為什麼一次又一次地在同樣的擔心哭泣。所以享受你的每一刻的生活..！生活是美麗的！今天是查理·卓別林的125歲生日 - 一個很好的一天，回憶他的3感人的聲明：
（1）在這個世界上沒有什麼是永久的，甚至不是我們的煩惱。
（2）我喜歡在雨中散步，因為沒有人能看到我的眼淚。
（3）生活中最浪費的一天是我們沒有笑的那一天。
😊微笑和傳遞這個消息給大家誰你想看到微笑...😊😊
我只是...😊
Charlie Chaplin told the audience a wonderful joke and all the people started laughing... Charlie repeated the same joke and only few people laughed..????He again repeated the same joke but this time no one laughed...??????Then he said these beautiful lines...;
"when you cannot laugh on the same joke again and again...then why do you cry again and again on the same worry." So enjoy your every moment of life..!!Life is beautiful!Today is Charlie Chaplin's 125th birthday - a good day to recollect his 3 heart-touching statements:-
(1) Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our troubles.
(2) I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears.
(3) The most wasted day in life is the day in which we have not laughed.
😊Keep smiling and pass this message to everyone whom you would like to see smiling...😊😊
I just did..😊
Note the words below. Initially, you will have difficulty reading them. However, gradually your brain will interpret the words correctly. Please give a chance for these words to speak to your brain.
*Here we go!*
7H15 M3554G3
53RV35 7O PR0V3
H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N
D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!
1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!
1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG
17 WA5 H4RD BU7
N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3
Y0UR M1ND 1S
R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY
W17H0U7 3V3N
7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,
B3 PROUD! 0NLY
C3R741N P30PL3 C4N
R3AD 7H15!
PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F
U C4N R34D 7H15
This is a very good example of a Brain Study: *If you can read this, your mind is still young.* Congrats!
80% of Malaysians go to UK to study law
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UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Student: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia.
Student: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, I've been here for 20 years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to study law.
Student: Oh, really? I never knew that. Hard to believe.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to study law.
*Student waited for 5 mins, Chong from Malaysia approaches immigration counter*
Officer: Mr.Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study loh !!!?
🤔🤔😲😬😁😄
